If you are a woman who lives in the world, you've probably seen the fashion makeover/advice shows where they take an absurdly bad dresser and teach her how to shop for her body and her age (which almost always involves buying a blazer and other "basics"), and then they give her makeup and highlights and a haircut and do the big reveal.
Have you noticed a change in the way women dress in the world at large since these shows have aired? Me neither.
Well, now it's my show, and I say skip the blazer and classic black pants and buy some shoes with animal faces on them! If you already are somewhat stylish and/or aware of your surroundings, it will work, and if you aren't, you aren't, and oh well, you might as well enjoy your animal-face shoes instead of spending the money on something boring that you will probably keep for too long and wear with white socks and gym shoes anyway.
Images from Red Velvet Shop.